Some call it the Breakfast of Champions. We call it Second Breakfast of Champions.
If you've ever been lost in Middle-earth and can't seem to find your way to Mordor (you really should probably just catch a cab), you're going to need this handy map on the front of your flask.
The Green Dragon
Oh, you can search far and wide
You can drink the whole town dry
But you'll never find a beer so brown
As the one we drink in our hometown
You can keep your fancy ales
You can drink 'em by the flagon
But the only brew for the brave and true
Comes from the Green Dragon